Stickman's Adventure 1: The Mysteries of the Knifeguys

Okay, this is a Role Player Game like Pokeventures and SMC.

Now, you play as a Stickfigure. You'll have a list of 5 options of what to do.

THE STORY-

You are a Stickfigure trapped in a room. You must leave the room and go to Knifeguy's Underground lair.

so... BEGIN!

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You are sitting on a bed in a room. There is a red door. On the floor there is a crystal ball, a salmon sandwich, a yellow key in the shape of a &, and a large scale picture of Mario.

options:

a) eat salmon sandwich
b) hurl Mario picture at door
c) throw crystal ball at Mario picture
d) hurl self into red door
e) place yellow key on Mario picture

Eat the sandwich!

Stickman eats the sandwich. You transform into Salmonman. You can now hit the door down and break it.

a) Collect Mario Picture
b) Crash the door
c) Eat key
d) Eat Mario Picture
e) Pull off door knob.

Eat the Mario picture!

You eat the Mario picture. You transform into Mario. You collect the salmon.

a) Crash the door
b) Punch the ground
c) Collect the key
d) Pull off the door knob
e) Jump on key

Crash the door!

The door breaks. You see the outside world, and you notice a hole in the ground.

a) Eat key
b) Fall down hole
c) Try to teleport
d) Kick the door for no reason
e) Urinate on the room

Urinate!

You urinate on the room. A urine sample appears.

a) Collect urine sample
b) Drink urine sample
c) Eat the key
d) Dip key in Urine sample
e) Go down hole

Go down hole!

You go down the hole. You see a tuna sandwich, a chocolate, a piano, a CD containing MSN Messenger, a hyperlink, a big letter "H", and a path that goes down.

a) eat the sandwich
b) throw the chocolate down the hole
c) go down further
d) eat msn messenger
e) urinate on hyperlink

EAT THE SNADWICH!

You eat the sandwich. You become a tuna. You are capable of escaping from all enemies, and can go in water. You collect the mario figurine that appeared after the transformation to tuna.

1) Hurl the piano into the ground
2) Eat msn messenger
3) go down further
4)Stick hyperlink into letter H
5) throw mario figurine

Go down deeper

You go down deeper. You see:
A chair sandwich, An Elmo sandwich, A Bert burrito, a rock taco and a path that goes deeper

1) eat chair sandwich
2) eat elmo sandwich
3) eat bert burrito
4) eat rock taco
5)go down further

go down deeper

So you go down deeper. You see:
a shoop da whoop mouth
a rick astley figurine
an elmo figurine
Bill gates
a number 5

1) Collect Bill gates
2) eat number 5
3) press button on rick astley figurine
4) go down deeper
5) eat the shoop da whoop mouth

go deeper.

You go deeper. Bill gates ambushes you. What do you do?

1) Throw mario figurine at Bill gates
2) eat him
3) sing the rick roll
4) create a gun
5)slap him

Sing rickroll

You sing the rickroll. Bill gates flies away. You go deeper. You end up in Hell, Michigan (look it up on wikipedia)

In here you see:
George w bush
Easter bunny
Nicole Kidman
Homer Simpson
Rick Astley

1) punch homer
2) kill easter bunny
3) kill george bush
4) throw rick astley at nicole
5) go on further

Throw rick astley at nicole

lol

you throw. Rick sings the rickroll while Nicole runs away.

You walk on further. Suddenly, a mysterious force takes you away!

You find yourself in Paradise, Michigan. You see Conficker. It just stays still. You walk away when you find Dracula!

1) IMMA FIRIN MAH GARLIC
2) Throw Conficker at Dracula
3) Throw Dracula over the horizon
4) Run
5) Stand still

Throw conficker at Dracula

Dracula explodes. Conficker is still there. You walk away when you see:
Katy Perry
A tomato
A potato
A martian
Bill gates
Mrs Sawyer

1) Throw Katy Perry at Bill gates
2) Throw tomato at nearby wall
3) Throw Katy Perry at Mrs Sawyer
4) Throw potato at martian
5) Throw self at potato