Stickman's Adventure 1: The Mysteries of the Knifeguys

#3!

You throw lots of bombs. They explode all over the place. You also fall out of the tree. Suddenly, there's a comet coming. It's a Knifeguy, surfing on it! He grabs a gun and starts firing knifes out of it. You:

1) Dodge
2) Summon your own comet to go surfing on
3) FIRE LASERS
4) Lick yourself
5) Lick the falling ice from the comet

#2!

You summon the comet. It's surfing time! You:

1) Throw letters at Knifeguy
2) Fire lasers at Knifeguy
3) bomb knifeguy
4) lick the knifeguy
5) Eat high quality Belgian Chocolates

lol #4! its wierd

You lick the knifeguy. He explodes. Your tongue seems to contain explosives. Suddenly, the Comet crashes. You transform back into a Stickman. You collect the figurine of Mesprit.

A bunch of people swarm you. You fight them off, then walk on only to be confronted by 20 Knifeguy Guards

1) IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ
2) bombs
3) Throw chocolates at them
4) RUN!
5) Fire lasers, then surf them and punch them all down

#1!

yet again, You fire lasers at them. They are all decimated. A cave randomly appears in the ground. Could it be Knifeguy's Leader's Lair?

1) Go down
2) Fire lasers for no reason
3) RUN!
4) Dance Peanut Butter Jelly Time
5) Talk to Bill Gates

#1

You go down. Well, too bad. It isn't Knifeguy's Lair.

1) Go down
2) Eat taco
3) Go up
4) Lick the floor
5) Look at Bill Gates

#3

You go up. You land in the same cave. You see:

a taco
Bill Gates
A JNT Card (Yellow man special edition)
A button
A copy of The Big Battle 1 on CD
High Quality Belgian Chocolates; Leonidas brand
A path going deeper
A path going higher

You:

1) Eat chocolates and taco
2) Go down
3) Collect card
4) Press button
5) Play The Big Battle 1

#3 then #5!

You collect the card. If you use the card to attack, the card can be used again and the opponent is teleported to the other side of Earth.

you play TBB1. You have fun. Suddenly, the Knifeguy Leader appears. This is his lair! You:

1) Fire lasers
2) Use Yellow man card
3) Eat him!
4) Steal his knife and stab him
5) RUN!

eat elmo!!!!!!!

fire lasors

uh... I'll disregard the eat elmo one.

You fire lasers. The knifeguy leader spirals backwards into a bomb. Knifeguy leader picks up the bomb and throws it. It barely misses you. You are flying now!

1) Grab a knife and use the flying power to stab Knifeguy Leader
2) Land safely
3) Headbutt Knifeguy Leader
4) Poledrive the Knifeguy Leader
5) Grab knife and use it as boomerang

#5!

You throw the knife at him like a boomerang. It cuts the Knifeguy Leader right in the stomach, and misses you. The Knifeguy Leader teleports elsewhere. Suddenly, a TV Screen comes down. You see HITLER OSAMA BIN LADEN the Knifeguy Leader. He says:

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZARZ!

Hello! *shudder* Great Battle, but you haven't got me yet! You'll find me somewhere... in Google Headquarters.

You go to Google HQ. You:

1) Talk to Bill Gates who is visiting for no reason
2) OM NOM NOM NOM THE COOKIES AND CHOCOLATES
3) Eat carrots
4) Eat tuna
5) Lick the floor.

#1

You talk to him. He doesn't respond. Instead he begins walking in circles. You shrug, then walk off. Youo see the search engines. You talk to them, and ask them where the Gangster Leader is. They tell you that he escaped, and went to eBay. You fly away to eBay somehow.

1) Buy cake
2) Buy Shadow Lugia pokemon card
3) Buy entire eBay
4) Eat entire eBay
5) Buy www.smwcentral.net

#5!

You buy www.smwcentral.net .
Instead, you turn into Smallhacker. Suddenly, you return back to Google HQ, as a Stickman. You spot the gangster leader.

1) Chase!
2) Eat floor
3) Stare blankly at Bill Gates
4) Run around in circles for no reason at all
5) Laugh on the floor for no reason

#1!

ITS ON SUCKER!

You give chase. Suddenly Doctor Octagonapus appears and fires his laser at the Gangster Leader. The Gangster Leader avoided the laser, but also tripped over. Doctor Octagonapus disappears. You run up to the Gangster Leader. You see: a Poké Ball, a face, a copy of the World's Hardest Game and a large trout.

1) Eat the Gangster Leader
2) Throw the Poké Ball
3) Eat the face then vomit it out as acid all over the Gangster Leader
4) Hit the Gangster Leader on the head wih the World's Hardest Game and let the blue balls fall out and destroy him
5) Slap him with a trout