Stickman's Adventure 1: The Mysteries of the Knifeguys

Throw katey at Mrs

Throw katey at Mrs

You throw Katy at Sawyer. They begin to make out. After that, *CENSORED*

1) Throw a clone of Katy and Sawyer together, then kill them
2) Rickroll everyone
3) Talk to Bill Gates
4) Throw Bill Gates at Katy and Sawyer
5) Walk away.

Throw bill gates

You throw Bill Gates at the *censored*.
Within 2 milliseconds, he is thrown out, with both of them yelling "Bill gates?! Screw you! You're male, not female!".
You walk off. You spot:

Elmo
Zac Efron
Hannah Montana
The Jonas Brothers
Alvin the chipmunk

1) Throw Hannah Montana at Elmo
2) Throw Zac Efron at the Jonas Brothers
3) Stab Alvin
4) Stab Elmo
5) Walk off

Throw zac at brothers

You throw Zac Efron at the Jonas Brothers. They start making out.You walk away. You see a hole. You walk down it. You see:

Bill Gates
Teresa Calder
A shoop da whoop mouth
Colonel Sanders (from KFC, you know)
Ronald McDonald
A path that goes deeper
1) Watch Ronald McRoll you, then kill Calder
2) Talk to Bill Gates
3) Continue lower
4) Throw Colonel Sanders at Bill Gates
5) fire your lazorz at shoop da whoop mouth

Continue

You continue deeper.

You see:

Bill Gates
Osama Bin Laden
Saddam Hussein
The letter H
Elmo
A path that goes deeper

1) go deeper
2) talk to bill gates
3) throw osama at saddam
4) kill elmo
5) collect letter H

go deeper

You go deeper. You see Knifeguy, the main enemy. He says:
"HAHAHA! You will never catch me! Now, I will FIRE MAH LAZ--" he was cut off then. Bill Gates walks down and sees you and Knifeguy. He punches knifeguy, and Knifeguy vanishes. You talk to Bill Gates, but he disappears. You go down deeper. You see:

Bill Gates
A shoop da whoop mouth
a face
the number 8
a path that goes deeper
a mesprit lv x card
conficker

1) collect mesprit lv x
2) go deeper
3) kill the
4) collect number 8
5) collect Conficker

collect card

You collect the Mesprit lv X. You become a Mesprit. The tuna goes in your inventory.
You go deeper. you see:

A portal that leads to the White House
A Nintendo DS
A copy of April 1st 2009 Sydney Morning Herald Newspaper
A sword
Bill Gates
A path that goes deeper

1) Talk to Bill Gates
2) go deeper
3) eat newspaper
4) collect nintendo DS
5) throw sword into portal

go deeper

You go deeper. All you see is Bill Gates and a path that goes deeper. And a taco.

1) talk to Bill Gates
2) go deeper
3) throw bill gates deeper
4) eat taco
5) throw taco at bill gates

go deeper.

you go deeper. you see:
Bill Gates
Saddam Hussein
Osama Bin Laden
a shoop da whoop mouth
Elmo
path that goes deeper

1) go deeper
2) talk to bill gates
3) Throw elmo at Shoop da whoop mouth
4) Throw Saddam at Osama
5) Throw Elmo at Osama

go deeper

You go deeper. You see Bill Gates and a path that goes lower. You talk to Bill Gates. He says:

I am here to warn you about Knifeguy leader's evil plan. He will FIREZ HIS KNIFEZ at you upon entrance to kill you, then dominate the world. I will help you.

You go deeper.

You see:
Bill Gates
King Leonidas
Some random spartan
A pit

King Leonidas kicks the spartan down the hole.

1) jump down hole to continue
2) kick king Leonidas while saying "THIS IS SPARTA!"
3) talk to Bill gates
4) kill King Leonidas
5) FIRE YOUR LAZORZ AT LEONIDAS

#2!

You kick him. Down he falls. Suddenly, Knifedude leader appears. He throws a knife, then disappears again

1) Kick knife back
2) Eat knife
3) Poop on knife
4) DUCK!
5) Eat random rubber ducky.

#4!

A rubber ducky is thrown at you

1: Call Ernie to play with it
2: Shit on it
3: Explode it
4: Eat it
5: Walk on

#1!

Ernie plays with it. Then goes *CENSORED* with it. Suddenly, you are thrown into a tree

1) lick tree
2) fire lasers at tree
3) bomb time
4) lick self
5) punch self