Stickman's Adventure 2: The Spaceship

OK, so the plot goes as follows:

You are a Stickman, standing in a plane taking you away to a jail in Geneva. You must escape and take the Spaceship to Uranus (not that awful stupid joke), and fend off the gangs trying to steal all the Uranium. Do all sorts of moves, gather weapons, and meet ... Bill Gates (and more, of course).

Stickman is in the plane, looking out the window. You are still in Milwaukee, before the plane takes off. You must smash the window and escape before it takes off! On the ground, you see:

A dead air hostess
A can of tuna
Bill Gates
A pack of high quality Belgian chocolates
A pack of high quality German Chewing Gum, Strawberry flavour
A $ sign
A magic wand

1) Use Magic Wand to transform $ sign into a Laser gun and break window with Laser gun
2) Throw dead air hostess at window to smash it
3) Eat Belgian Chocolates
4) Chew on German Chewing Gum
5) Swallow both Belgian Chocolates and German Chewing Gum together

Have fun!

#1!

You smash the window. You run away. Bill Gates follows. Suddenly, Zac Efron falls from the sky! You...

1: Get Bill Gates to kill Zac with the knife in his hand
2: Fire laser gun at Zac
3: Walk off
4: Eat chocolates
5: Throw bombs on ground at Zac

#2!

You fire laser gun at Zac. He is decimated. You walk on. You see:

Gold
A Labrador
High Quality Belgian Chocolates
the number "5"
Bill Gates

1: Adopt Labrador
2: Steal the gold!
3: Walk on
4: Eat chocolates
5: Give number 5 to Bill Gates

#1!

You adopt the Labrador. Suddenly, 30 gangsters swarm you from above!

1) Get Labrador to bite off all their heads
2) Fire lasers at gangsters
3) Make Bill Gates kick therm
4) Eat chocolates
5) walk off (somehow)

#4! Lets keep the Labrador safe!

You eat chocolates. Labrador and Bill eat some too. But the gangsters are firing bullets at you!

1) Fire laser
2) Sneak away from gangsters
3) Call Osama and Saddam
4) Call Osama, Saddam, and Hitler
5) Throw bombs

#1!

You fire lasers at the gangsters. They run away. Suddenly, a massive rock begins to fall! ITS A METEOR!

1) fire laser
2) Pet labrador
3) run away
4) ignore it
5) lick labrador

#3 then #2!

You run away, then pet the Labrador. Afterwards, you see the same meteor. It turns out it can turn. Uh-oh... what will you do?

1) Call Hitler to bomb it
2) Run
3) Fire laser at it
4) Summon Comet to strike the meteor
5) Summon meteor to strike the other meteor.

#3!

You fire lasers at it. Turns out its laserproof.


It's getting closer and closer.

1) Call Hitler to destroy it
2) RUN!
3) Lick the falling rocks
4) Run around shouting "PREVIEW HTML IN DISABLE"
5) laugh out loud

#1! But isnt he dead?

No, he isnt dead. Anyway,

You call Hitler to destroy the meteor. He arrives immediately and bombs it and shoots bullets at it. It explodes, but you are sent up into a Spaceship! But... it's a model Spaceship. It can't fly

1) Eat the toy spaceship inside the model
2) Lick the metal panels
3) Pull out the lighting wires
4) Eat chocolates
5) Summon the Popcorninator

#3

You pull out the lighting wires. Everything goes dark. You:

1) Eat wires
2) Leave model spaceship
3) Fire lasers at Model Spaceship
4) Eat toy spaceship
5) Run around saying "Disable Stickman's Spaceship 2: The Adventure Preview Draft send"

have fun lol

#2!

You leave the ship. You find yourself in cyberspace. You walk around. You see:

eBay
Google
YouTube
Wikipedia
JNT Forum

1) Visit the JNT Forum
2) Visit Wikipedia
3) Visit YouTube
4) Visit Google
5) Visit eBay

#1!

You visit the JNT Forum. For some reason, you are suddenly redirected to YouTube. You try again. You are redirected again. Oh well. Which video will you watch?

1) Rickroll'D
2) LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
3) George Bush Shoe Attack
4) THE LAZER COLLECTION
5) OVER 9000! ITS OVER 9000!

#4

You come up with the following screen: