Stickman's Adventure 2: The Spaceship

#2!

You go to that website. You have to 'Find Shoop'. You can't be bothered to and just log off and run away before you get RickRoll'D again. Suddenly a spaceship lands behind you. An E falls out with a Master Ball.

1) EAT THE E
2) Make a sound like a lettuce
3) EAT THE MASTER BALL
4) Take the E out of MASTER BALL and throw it at the enemy E
5) RUN!

#4!

You take the E out of the master ball. You then throw the mastr ball. The enemy E dies. You caught 'Dead E'! Level 35. You walk on toward a stickman. It turns out he is... HITLER. You take out the E and throw it at Hitlr. The E explodes and Hitlr loses his moustache. You throw the moustache at him. It explodes and he loses both his middle fingers. You throw them both and he loses his head. You throw his head at Hitlr and he loses everything. You take all of Hitlr's cash. You walk away when you stumble upon a stickman eating a piece of cheese. On the ground you see an anvil, an eyepatch, a clock and some dynamite. You...

1) Steal the cheese and NOMify it
2) Slap him with the eyepatch
3) Hit him with the anvil
4) Throw the clock at him
5) Throw the dynamite at him

BUMP (above post edited and finished)

#4!

You hurl the clock at him. The stickman explodes and the cheese falls down. The cheese starts to change colours. Red...green...blue...orange? cheese? green cheese? O_O

The cheese suddenly turns into a stickman. The stickman is green.

1) Slap him around a bit with a large trout
2) YOU MUST DIE!
3) Run!

(yes there are only 3 options =O)

#1

You slap him with a large trout. He evaporates and you release the trout back into the water. Suddenly, you see Stephaaaaaanie!

1) Slap him with a trout, then release it
2) Slap him with a tuna, then release it
3) Slap him with an octopus, the release it
4) Slap him with a shark, then release it
5) Slap him with Reaz, then slap Reaz with a giant squid

#5

You do so. Reaz runs off. Suddenly a appears. It tries to hit you with the Lol! sign. You kill it by:

1) Throwing a CD containing an animation called "Teh asqw"
2) Slap it with Zac Efron, then kill Zac Efron for the {number}th time
3) Throw a crate at it
4) Hurl a dagger at it
5) Hurl a paper shredder at it

lol repeat #1 to #5

What? I'll take it as though you want all of them (#1 to #5? thats what it sounds like)

You hurl the CD, then slap it with Zac Efron, then murder Zac Efron with {MRS PICCARD}. Next you hurl a crate at it, and throw a dagger into its head, and finally throw a paper shredder at it , ripping it to pieces.

{lFill in what you murder Zac with}

Now what?

Ok.

You murder Zac Efron with Mrs. Piccard. You get Mrs Piccard and fling her directly at Zac Efron. They both explode. You walk on when you come across a bunny rabbit. It holds out a glowing red chocolate! Suddenly, the glowing red chocolate gets blown away (but this isn't Stickman's Adventure 3 anyway, so Stickman wouldn't know about the glowing red chocolates).


Fill in what happens next.

The Bunny Rabbit hops off, and you walk on. You find a tree with a face on it.

You see several appear there, and you see the hand of . A snake, a man and a woman appear.

Snake: Taste it!
Man: But it's the forbidden fruit!
Woman: We cannot eat it!
*Snake eats one fruit*
Snake: See! You can eat it!
*Man and Woman both take bite*
*Hand of appears*
: YOU ATE MAH FRUITZ?!
: YOU MUST DIE!
* kills the man, woman and snake*

You stare at them. That was weird. You walk on when you see a question appear in front of you. It says "asdf?". You answer...

1) Yes
2) No
3) WORDS

#1

"asdf?" explodes and leaves a copy of asdfmovie.

Say something.

1) ASDFASDFASDFASDF
2) IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
3) THIS IS SPARTA
4) ZOMG IM A GUEST
5) Hai

#5

You say "Hai". Tay Zonday randomly appears holding The Spaceship! You take the spaceship, when you see a massive object behind you. No! NO! NO! It's Calder! You must escape her massive gravity-pull. Calder, though thousands of light-years away, is pulling you at amazing speeds. You use the anti-gravity-pull orb in your spaceship to prevent Calder from pulling you under. You fly off to Mars to get supplies, when you see an alien! It..

Its says "Helloooooooooooooo! My name is Randal!"

You: Hi
Randall: So..what brings you to Mars?
You: Just getting some supplies
Randall: Sure, come in. I've got plenty.

Randall presses a big turquoise button. Instead of a laser, several objects appear

1. A Soulsphere
2. A shield
3. A Big Red Ball
4. A moving action figure of a Spider Mastermind
5. A trout
6. A face with the label "NOT FORBIDDEN"
7. A Chaingun
8. Grass Clippings
9. A Button that reads "PWN"
10. A Starmie

Randall: Pick 5.

Which 5 do you choose?

#1
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You take the Soulsphere, the Spider Mastermind action figure, the chaingun, the grass clippings and the Starmie.

Randall: The Soulsphere... it gives you high armor and high health. Use it when you really need it.
Randall: The Spider Mastermind action figure... Since you are now officially its owner, it will attack anyone hostile to you. Yeah... it can shoot.
Randall: The chaingun is quite powerful, use it at your own risk. Good to kill enemies with.
Randall: Those grass clippings... did I tell you they're magical? It can detect when you are in trouble. When such happens, the grass clippings turn turquoise and fire lasers.
Randall: Starmie is a great Pokémon, will spit out water at incredible force to attack your enemies.

You leave Randall's place.

Suddenly, a martian confronts you!

Martian: FREEZE, B*TCH!

The Spider Mastermind starts firing. The grass clippings turn turquoise. Starmie begins to shoot water. You grab the chaingun and fire.
The Martian falls over backward and dies.

Suddenly, you see three different aliens inviting you in.

1) Go to the underground alien home
2) Go to the flying alien home
3) Go to the big alien home