Stickman's Adventure 5: Trip Around the World

#3
FOR SPARTA

you yell 'THIS IS SPARTA!' and kick them. You take on the other Redman. You use...

1) Gun (Single Bullet)
2) Flame Gun
3) Lighted Match Up Opponent's Ass
4) Lava Strike

#3

The other 3 Redmen, 4 Purplemen and 1 Green Guard step aside in fright. You battle the last Purpleman.

1) Gun (50 Bullets)
2) Supernova
3) Triple Flamethrower
4) Purple guy Piñata

#3

You triple Flamethrower him. He explodes (lol). You go on to battle the second Green Guard.

1) Golden Gate Swing
2) Great Wall Fall
3) Triple Bounce
4) Gun - 200 Bullets

#2

The Great Wall falls on him. He dies from one shot because it was a fatal hit. You go on to fight Blueman!

* * * Moves * * *

You can chose any move here. Also, * = stars.

4th Star!

I think...

You click the Fourth star. It doesn't do anything. You click the third star instead. You leave, and wait until midnight. You peek inside. Blueman is sleeping soundly. You stab him with your steel knife and he falls. You win! You are walking in the JnT Headquarters when you fall down a pit. You're now in the Halls of Flame! You see a Redman. There must be more. You walk on when you enter a maze. It's labeled "Spiral Maze".

1) Kill the Retard in front of you
2) Inspect the area around you for any hidden items

#1 then #2!

You punch the retard once and it dies. You look behind you and on the floor for any weapons. You notice a green-purple panel on the wall behind you. You press it. Suddenly, three panels appear below it. There's a turquoise one, a yellow one and a pink one. You press the turquoise one and you are thrown upwards. You look around. You spot something. "HOLY SHIT!" It's a Rapid-Fire Rocket Launcher (now known simply as a Rocket Launcher, normally too much to type Rapid-Fire additionally). You jump back down into the maze. You open a door when you see another two retards.

1) Kill them
2) Kill them and break open the door.

#1

You fire a rocket at them and they explode. Retard germs appear. You fire another rocket and they explode. You open the next door. Leonidas suddenly appears and sparta kicks you all the way right in front of a retard.

XXXXXX|-|X
XXXXXX|o|X
XXXXXX| |X
XXXXXX| |X
__o_____|X

(the X is a wall area)

Which retard will you kill?

1) The one near the bottom
2) The one in the pathway to a door

#2

Just as you are walking towards it, Devildude fires a beam of plasma from his pitchfork and breaks open the wall. Devildude kills the retard with the plasma and holds up his pitchfork. A black beam of darkness swallows the maze. When the darkness passes over, you find yourself trapped in one room with the secret exit and you can hear Devildude stomping away. You touch the Secret Exit and are teleported to high building. You find yourself in JNT Tower (which will be the area for Tbb5b2). You stare up. You see a tall tower that wasn't there when you entered JNT Headquarters. "Wow!" you think. JNT Headquarters must be full of treasures and magic. Either that, or its just an illusion. You reach up and try to touch the red tower above. Yep, it exists. This is odd.

There's a note down on the floor.

"Touch an icon to go through JNT Tower"

Which icon will you touch?

1) The Master Ball icon
2) The Microsoft Powerpoint icon
3) The Orange fret button icon
4) The home icon
5) The Icon of Sin

#5

You press the Icon of Sin. You look around and a door opens. A Cyberdemon walks in.

You: HOLY SHIT
Cyberdemon: RAWR

A hatch opens up above the Cyberdemon and a snooker table falls. The snooker table hits the Cyberdemon on the head.

Cyberdemon: RAwrrrr...

A gangster comes out of the door. The Gangster begins to shoot spiked bullets. The Cyberdemon steps ahead to protect you. It shoots a rocket which decimates the spiked bullets and hits the Gangster. The Gangster dies. It seems the snooker table turned Cyberdemon good! You, Bill Gates and the Cyberdemon walk onwards. You see a staircase. There's a massive rock blocking it. The Cyberdemon shoots the rock and it explodes. The three of you go up the staircase (staircase rocks back and forth under Cyberdemon's weight). You walk up to see...

Arch-vile. It appears friendly and points to a door. You all go through it. You see a...

Statue of Liberty. You grab it. You fall asleep. Suddenly you appear in front of a building named 'The Temple of Liberty'. It seems that if you reach the top, you can get one of the Ultimate Weapons - the RapidFire Nuclear Exploding Statue of Liberty Launcher. Not just one, but two. And they come with a tool so you can dual wield them with ease. You turn around. You can see Bill Gates and the Cyberdemon behind you...and someone's running towards you. It's Arch-Vile! He starts to perform the fire magic when you tell him to stop, thinking that he's about to set you on fire. You look to your left and see a retard there. You let Arch-Vile go ahead. There are three paths ahead.
You go to:

1) Path one to lol
2) Path two to lolol
3) Path three to lololol

#2

You go to lolol. There are intricate wall patterns there...and a dead end.

What do you do?

1) Urinate on the wall
2) ROUTER POWER
3) Put on 3D Glasses

3D GLASSES FTW

You put on the 3D Glasses. There's a button on the Glasses which enhance your 3D vision and allow you to see traps, secret walls and reverse vision (without turning your head). YOu enable it.

You look at the intricate wall patterns. There are instructions in invisible ink. Yes, these Vision-Enhancers allow you to see invisible ink...

"Kick the bottom left panel. It will open, revealing a small bottle with a red substance inside. Throw this on what appears to be the dead end. It will open. Oh and you managed to find the secrets. F*CK YOU, SECRET FINDER!"

You do as instructed. Suddenly, a dinosaur appeares. Theres a note in invisible ink.

"Hai."

You look on the other side of the dinosaur. Theres another note in invisible ink.

"This dinosaur will take you off to the Sky Land. This will allow you to skip countries. Yes, WE know you're objective. No, we're not your enemies, we're just A BRICK! We're harmless but can detect who are your enemies, what your objective is, and more. So go!"

You ride the dinosaur. You write a note in invisible ink (theres a bottle nearby the dinosaur, and a quill).

"Dinosaur, take me to the top of Liberty Temple, please. Then to the Sky Land!"

The Dinosaur understands. You fly off to the top of Liberty Temple and take the ultimate weapons - the two (Dual wielded!) Rapidfire Nuclear Exploding Statue of Liberty Launchers and the two (Dual Wielded!) Dual Rickrollers. The dinosaur takes you to the Sky Land.

The path on the Sky Land branches off to several places.

1) Sky Mountain
2) Cloud of Rock
3) WTF PATH

#3!