Pokeventure 5: Magmortar Massacare

says "YOU DARE COME INTO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!" it...

tries to swipe at you. It barely misses. Everyone uses Earthquake against it. It DIES. Suddenly, a genetically enlarged Magmortar appears and..

A snooker table lands on it. You...

look around. You see a sign with a Magmortar, Magmar and Magby on them. It is labelled "ONLY FIRE-TYPES ALLOWED IN LOLOLOL".

Will you go in?

Yes

You decide to enter. Suddenly, a Poison cannon rises from the ground. You must now get past all the anti-Grass-type challenges. The first challenge is a Poison Cannon. You duck as the cannon fires poison, and sneak underneath it. Suddenly, a gap appears in the ground, letting you fall into the Magma Pit. You tumble.. you spot a Magmortar guarding a Maelstrom Shooter. Maelstroms being made from water, you instinctively battle the Magmortar to get the Maelstrom Shooter, so you can MURDER the Fire types with more ease. You cling to the wall and look about. You see Magmar stomping about in frustration as he got denied a promotion. As Magmar stomps past you, you fire your Magma Cannon at it. It rolls around in flames, suffering. You swiftly run around it and battle the Magmortar. You use the Damp-Grass-Muzzle. It prevents the Magmortar from alerting the others of an intruder. You use...

Hydro Splash!

You use Hydro Splash. The Magmortar collapses. You walk forward when you spot a wide river of lava, with a lavafall nearby. How do you get across?

You spawn a snooker table and make a bridge. You...

cross the bridge.There are 500 palm trees stacked on top of each other (mounting each other). You climb them when you are flooded by water. You are now hanging by a small branch and if you fall then you fall into the lava! You climb up but some Magby is putting glue on your hands! You..

Kill then and eat their heads, since your hungry. You then...

QUickly climb up the branch before the glue permanently sticks you to it. There's a nearby waterfall inside some rocks and you wash off the glue. The glue disintegrates. As you take a step away from the waterfall, something teleports infront of you. It's a Magmortar... twice as tall as usual... with a crown! Its King Magmortar.

King Magmortar: Wha--
King Magmortar: YOU DARE-
You: F*CK YOU, MAGMORTAR!

Tropius, Meganium and Torterra launch 3 Earthquakes at once and King Magmortar falls over backwards into the river. As King Magmortar is falling, he teleports away. The three of you...

Continue on and retrieve the Malestrum Shooter. You walk along a long, dark passage hit by torches when you...

Whats a Malestrum Shooter?

....encounter a Charmander! It appears to be scared.

Charmander: Eeeek! A-a-a bunch of scary Pokemons... they took mr Heat Armlet...Charmander thinks that they was Magmars! They came up to Charmander and asked Charmander to attack you and then the Magmars would give Charmander back the Heat Armlet! But...b-b-but Charmander said no... Charmander is not allowed to attack G-G-Grass type Pokemon...and-a-a-and *Charmander starts sobbing* the scary Pokemons attacked me!

You take Charmander with you. It wants to get its Heat Armlet back.

MAELSTROM SHOOTER

You continue walking down to passage. Suddenly a Magmar jumps out!

Magmar: ITS RAPING TIME!
You: F*CK YOU, MAGMAR

You Earthquake it (you pick up Charmander before you attack) and it falls over.

Magmar: You beat me......our King is up ahead....*coughs* you do not stand a chance! *cough* *splutter*

You go on...

Oh right lol massive whirlpool

...when you find small donut-shaped objects on the ground.
Charmander: Oooh! Donuts! Nom nom n--
You: Wait! Don't eat those! They might be poi-oh shit...
King Magmortar steps up in front.
King Magmortar: YOU DARE EAT THE SACRED FIRE RINGS?! YOU MUST DIE!

But since Charmander already ate one, he gets ULTRA FIRE POWER!

Charmander uses Fire Blast!
Tropius uses Earthquake (Charmander jumps on Tropius' back)!
Meganium uses Earthquake!
Torterra finds a Hydro Destroyer Gun and dual wields the Maelstrom Shooter and Hydro Destroyer Gun!

EPIC COMBO PWNAGE!

The king was owned so epically it make the Rainbow Monkeys look like a Green Guard.

You then go on...

....and see another King Magmortar! He seems completely calm, with a slightly visible glint of evil in his eyes.

King Magmortar 2: Well. I've been expecting you here. You do realise that the...uh.. 'King Magmortar' that you just owned is really a Ditto, transformed into me?
King Magmortar: Hmph. This time ---King Magmortar presses a big red button reading 'GUARDS ALARM'--- ...you really will die.

Five Magmars, twenty Charizards and one Heatran appear!
The Heatran looks unsure of whether he wants to battle or not. Is he a double-agent or something? Wait...three more Hydro Destroyer Guns and three more Maelstrom Shooters fall down.

King Magmortar: WTF?! I thought we sealed those up!

Your team...

Fires, but King Magmortar fires a fireball, evaporating the water on impact. Magmortar swiftly darts up to a corner of the room, and pulls out a rocket launcher.
King Magmortar: YIPPEE AYAE MOTHERFUCKERS!
You: *while blocking Charmanders ears* HOLY SHIT!
He fires his rockets. You barely dodge and the rockets hit the wall. Several cracks appear. You see steel behind the wall, so the tunnel wont give in. You dodge When you suddenly have a plan. You...

...overload the room with water. You get Charmander to escape, then seal the exit tightly. You then start firing water while swiftly dodging the rockets. After awhile, there is so much water that it hits the ceiling. You're a grass type, so you can survive by absorbing the water.


Fifteen Minutes Later...

Oh yeaaahhh....Oh yeahaaahh! King Magmortar drowns! You absord the water, unseal the chamber and let it all out. You...

..see Charmander clinging to the ceiling of the building. You look down at what it appears to be afraid of. Its a...

HOLY MOTHERFUCKER ITS ENTEI! You...

Talk to it to see what it says. Is this possibly Elder Entei? Entei says....

"Whoa...what happened to this place? There is Magmars everywhere...." You...