Bidoof hating poem

I remember writing this about a year or something ago...



Bidoof DIE!
Bidoof CRY!
Bidoofs will die till the last
And we'll kill it with a gigantic blast!
Stupid Bidoof
Throw yourself in the air
Get kicked by a horse's hoof
And get a final scare
When many Bidoofs are dead
In a split of a second
Thread them all together
And use it as a bed
Slip a knife
Under Bidoof
Away goes its life
And it explodes! Poof!
So kill one today
Finish off the race
The day won't be gray
A happy day will come!
Finally,
Walk down the street and kill Bidoofs normally!
Bidoof has been stabbed!
Bidoof has been grabbed!
Struck by a grater
And thrown into the incinerator!
Bidoof is shattered
Broken easily
Bidoof is thrown into a batter
Cooking a Bidoof in pain!
Overwork its brain
Kill it and leave a blood stain
Its brain is tiny as a grain
And you'll give it a look in disdain
Throw a bomb
Watch the explosion
Bidoof will suffer
As if Bidoof had inside an implosion!
Chuck Bidoof at the wall
Throw it like a ball
Kick it and brawl
And throw it at a knife stall!
At the end of Bidoof's life
It thinks and feels strife!
Bidoofs will be ran over
They think they're good, but they're just dumb
They won't live
And they smell like scum
Send it down
To the gates of heck
It will be shown
The flaming hot inferno shell!
Bidoof be dead
Lovers of it turn red
A new kill
Eaten up in a duck's bill!
Fly up high
Atop an altitude
Right before space
And drop a Bidoof to be killed and from the ground, protrude
Bidoof fell
Set Bidoof a spell
Let the curse
Kill it like the worst
And at the end
Let the race go to the death place by send!
Bidoof on course!
Launch your grenade!
We watched the force
And watch Bidoof's life fade
We went on a sled
Bidoofs were blocking the track
A man came and Bidoof was fed
A bomb that exploded Bidoofs on a stack
They piled into the grill
The cooked meat was thrown off a hill
Bidoof was standing very still
No-one new what came over it
Slowly a women turned Bidoof around
To reveal it's heart was bitten out!
Bidoof was standing, with a big pout
A man was there, which turned out to be a scout
The two were enemies, and so
The scout turned around and kicked Bidoof to give it gout!
A man was busy, with his files
Suddenly, a Bidoof popped out
It annoyed him till no more
And the man threw him under his floor tiles!
Too many Bidoofs in the world
Fortunately, we have a savior
One which will kill the whole Bidoof race
Otherwise known as the pesticide can
Killing Bidoof till the end of time
That is our goal and destiny
Each dead will earn us a dime
And Bidoofs will be powerless and mini
Today a child who was a skater
Went on the course and encountered a rater
The rater hated Bidoofs
And together they killed Bidoofs till there were no more
If the Bidoofs ever spawn
We'll kill them like a worthless pawn
All Bidoof must die horribly
Its brain won't tell it to defend because its weak
Kill them all is what must be done
Get a bird and make it stab Bidoof with it's beak!
Kill, kill, kill
Kill Bidoof
It shall be be killed nastily
And it will remain frozen and still
Why...?
Why...?
Do Bidoof really need to annoy us so....
We'll get so angry that we'll clog up it's blood flow...
Why doesn't it suffer extinction yet
I tell you one will die today...
That was a bet...
Bidoof must die today...
Spray it in the eye
Chuck it in the sky
As long as the Bidoof dies...
We'll be happy to have another try
Punch it, Kick it
It will get a fit
When will they all die...
The race of Bidoof must fry...
Make one drown
Give one a wound from a pound
When lightning strikes...
Kill it with a spike...
Let it cry...
Only to DIE!!!
Bidoof will be killed
You won't be billed
The Bidoof will be filled
With horrible acid so it's distilled
Use the capsicum spray
Or shock Bidoof with a manta ray
Bidoof is such a horrible thing
The way to go is to give one a death sting
Get on your bicycle and take a ride
Run over a Bidoof and chuck it down a water slide
Watch as Bidoof slowly tumbles
Bidoof's head will rumble
As it falls
Slam it at a wall!
Bidoofs are such doofs
That we must throw them on the roof
When they reach the top
It will suddenly drop
But why must Bidoof die?
It's horrible. It's dumb. And I'm not trying to lie
At last, Bidoof's end will come
Wow, it was a real bum!
Bidoof must be tackled
It's head will crackle
It will slowly die
Melting - it will fry
Bang it on the head
Until it's completely blood red
The world must be with zero Bidoof
And they'll all die by banging it on the roof
They'll all be lying dead
From slurping up a drink made of lead
Bidoof will get a shock
From the sky, will fall a rock
Bidoof will be killed when it strikes
And on top of it will fall many spikes
That Bidoof has to die
Make it's life say bye bye
It also never takes a bath
And it lives on the dirtiest path
Why doesn't it die
It's so dirty; it lives in a sty
Turn and face
The Bidoof will flee and race
Oh no
Bidoof is back
I'll kick it slow
So it cracks it's back
Bidoof looks dumb
It smells like scum
It starts to get the shakes
Like it's an earthquake
Bidoof's life seems glum
After all the bashing it's taken
It's getting very stupid and dumb
And it keep getting it's name mistaken
Why is Bidoof so odd?
Why do people tease it like an old fishing rod?
It's because, it's very ugly
And we think they shouldn't exist.
Are Bidoof really so weird?
Is it true, that their ugliness is feared?
Yes they are, very odd
However, they aren't feared
At last,
Kill the Bidoof with a powerful blast!
Bidoof has faced it's doom
No, nobody will give it a groom
And as Bidoof tries to get a room...
It explodes! Boom!
That one Bidoof is dead
We're very happy about what's said
So as you know, Bidoof is our kill
People slap it with a fish's gill
Then it stands extremely still
It's dead, throw it in the grill!
Make that Bidoof die
Make it stink like crap and rye
It's amazing smelly, and I'm not trying to lie
Just chuck in the sty!
Make one die today!
Bang it about, needless to say
As long as it dies by the end of the day
It will all pay!
Bidoof will never rule
Because we'll drown it in a pool
Killing Bidoof is really cool...
Just let it ... evaporate ...
Bidoofs must die, yet again
The lives of them must be slain.
After all, the size of their brain
Is tinier than the smallest grain!
Kick that Bidoof, lying on the street
Attack it, hurt it, leave it lying at your feet
Ever seen inside a Bidoof's skull?
Crack one open, bang it on the hull
It's just so weak that it'll snap
Just with one very soft tap
Then it annoys you; you'll give it a slap
Suffocate it in a wrap
Ans when that Bidoof takes a nap
Strangle it with a strap
Slow it down
It'll frown
Circle round
Then give it a pound
At last;
To all Bidoofs, we say...
Throw yourself in a hot lava pool
And kill Bidoof so they are of the past!
Bidoof or chicken?
Before Bidoof attacks, it gets eaten by a wren
Bidoof was set astray
On that awful day
Then someone kicked it far away
Just to get zapped by a powerful ray!
Yes, Bidoof got a slap
Watch it fall and crap
Whack it on a flap
And when it's done, take a nap
Bidoof wet the bed
He then, apparently fled
He was so scared, he couldn't move
So then it was killed, leaving not a groove.
Bidoof is just a waste of space
We must kill the race
Watch, eventually it'll face
An extinction will be it's place!
Be sly
Kill Bidoof with your watchful eye
Yes, soon enough
It will die, with skin very rough
Won't that Bidoof die?
I guess it's just too shy
To come out and face what it'll be
A dead corpse, stung by a bee!
Bidoof...
Bidoof...
Why doesn't it just die?!
...Time to spy
So I went to look for that thing
The ugly Bidoof which I found
I sent out a Pokémon to use Fling
Then it used Poison Sting!
All of a sudden, Bidoof dropped dead
I kicked it out and used it as a sled
I went down the mountain
Treading on Bidoofs, killing them slain
At last, the Bidoofs were all dead
Except for one, which was scared
I soon found out that wasn't the only one
Thousands and thousands came out really fast
I struck them with a powerful blade
And to finish it off, I whacked it with a spade!
Living Bidoof shall never be
No-one will ever let them free
Because I'll tread on them when I'll ski
That Bidoof will die horribly
Blast them with sound
They can never do a rebound
Watch out for Bidoof germs!
We need to get a grip that's firm
That Bidoof must die
Throw it up, hit it into the sky
Let it tumble, super-high
And fall into a pot and fry
Because I'll kill them
They can't chew on a flower stem
Because I'll break their teeth, I will
Yes, it'll be my new kill
Going to go on a Bidoof hunt
When I find one I'm going to make it feel like a runt
It'll die, oh so easily
Yes it will, it'll die
I'll kill it like a wind sweeping breezily
Chop it till Bidoof dies...
Bidoof is shame
It's very very lame
It sucked all the time
It's as sour as a lime
Cos' Bidoofs torture us
With their stupid wound spewing pus (eww...)
When they die, more come
Why do they have to be so dumb?
I'll kill them with this, I'll kill them with that, I'll kill them even if I only have rum
Whatever it takes to stop the scum
Bidoof is really an unneeded thing
It can be killed, even with a sling!
If it takes super-sound, to make it ring,
And it'll die when a spider gives it a sting!
That Bidoof, it must die!
Throw it in the pot and let it fry!
Bidoof has always suffered hate
We've killed it, even with slate
Our weapons got a rate
Perfect for Bidoof killing, what's Bidoof's fate...
Bidoof's fate...
The day it dies, today's the date!
Bidoof, why?
I'll kill you, you must die
Which would you rather? Die in the sky?
Or would you prefer to fry
I'll take out my machine gun
I'll shoot you, you'll be stunned
You won't run
Cos' I'll throw you in the sun!
Bidoof is a dead-beat
Cos 'people kill them on the street
They kick them with their feet
Or bang it's head on a seat
Bidoofs suck
They get eaten in the bill of a duck
Bidoof is junk
You'll kill it like a punk
Bidoof smells like a skunk
And I drown into a pond *dunk*
And that Bidoof is dead
I trampled on it on a sled
I gave it a stab
Using the claw of a crab...
Bidoof is dumb
It smells like scum
It also looks like a stinky bum
Watch it suck it's thumb
Bidoof is hated
There's nothing related
To the Bidoof's dread
They suck, just as said
We all show our hate
It's heart pumps too late
And then it dies
And it's cooked into french fries!
There's nothing more to say
I'll just have to pray
Kill all those Bidoof
Drown it, it isn't waterproof
Bidoof, it must be killed
If not, let it get distilled
Because we hate the beaver
I'll whack it with a lever
When it falls down with a fever
And I'll hit it with my message receiverBidoof must die
Drop it from the sky
It won't be able to fly
Watch the drop, it's so high!
Bidoofs will never live again
Cos' a burn is what it'll sustain
I just sure hate it, of course I do
A spike is something, I threw!
It shoots so fast, watch it go
Bidoof was hit because it's so slow!
Watch it die, it could hurt
But it even hurts if I whack it with a Frankfurt!
Oh why, do we hate it
It's because it's dumb, it's brain is small as a slit
I don't think it has one cos' it's so dumb
Nonetheless, I'll kill the scum!
Bidoof gets a stab
It's crazy, it belongs in rehab
I'll kill it with the claw of a crab
Whatever it takes, to give it a stab!
Bidoof is definitely dead
I killed it with this little piece of thread
Bidoof killing is so fun
I'll stomp on it when I run
Bidoof hunter is what I am
I'll whack it to make it die! Slam!
I show Bidoof my hate
It's horrible, lucky it only has one to relate
That is Bibarel, a Pokémon who is bad
They also look very sad
I'll kill it with my sharp stick
Or maybe with a toothpick!
Oh how, I hate it
It dies, even with this little bit
It's soft, like a bunch of fur
But anyway, I'll shoot it with my spur
Bidoof is ultimately ugly
It's stupid smile, it makes me so angry
I chopped of a Bidoof's head
And down it lay, certainly ... dead
But you may ask, how was it did?
It was amazing, Bidoof's heart slid
It was about to die, with no heart
Before it died it made one last noise ..... fart!
Oh how I'll smash that annoying Bidoof
I'll kill it, but we don't have any proof
Cos' we killed it, none left
And it had no brain, that's why it was so deft
Well, I had to kill it
Whatever it takes, a powerful hit
To kill it, a fire was lit
And when it was dead, we chucked it in a pit
It's hated, by so many
The weapons to kill them, there were plenty
I killed it, with a bottle of glass
The other ones were too nice because they were made from brass
Bidoof have no brain
When it has to walk, it always complains
Why, you ask, why does it do so?
No one knows, just kill it with a bow and arrow!
Oh Bidoof is so stupid, the dumbest of the lot
I'll kill it with whatever I find, I'll smash it on a pot
I'll succeed, oh yes I will
I'll make a hole in Bidoof's head, with a drill!
But I'm not finished yet, I am not
Because I got out my gun, now Bidoof has been shot!

its a 440 line poem.

holy crap

Yeah i know.

that's so f@$&%!g long man

glenny boy wrote:that's so f@$&%!g long man

For some reason, while I was writing it, I didn't actually realise how long it was O_O

But yeah over 2 months, =| that thing's so massive.

holy shiTT I COULDN'T MAKE A POEM LIKE THAT II COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO

Lol I should write a massive poem about Pictard dying.

Yeah you should START IT AGAIN!!!

Oh ok fine i'll try and restart it.