Inside the Volcano Game

Garchomp and everyone have a great time. But then...

...the real Mrs. Boulder appears! She It stomps everywhere! What you were actually jumping on was a jumping castle in the shape of Mrs. Boulder! You stare at her it. Mrs. Boulder roars and beats against its... uh... chest? No, it's just fat. Mrs. Boulder roars and beats against its fat like a gorilla. It tries to walk, but fails. It tries to stomp on you, but it EPIC FAILZ. You try to walk around it, but it is too fat. So you grab a bomb of Osama Bin Laden, who for some reason was passing by, take a deep breath, and you hack off Mrs Boulder's ...

Head. You jjump over her and run down the volcano but the ground falls down around you, revealing lava! Your standing on a small block of ground surrounded by magma! You...

...look further ahead. Through the building smoke, you can faintly see a few ledges that you could step on for a second and jump off (otherwise it will sink). You jump across them and get across the river of lava. Suddenly, a flash of light sweeps through the volcano... and you end up in a secret area just outside the volcano. You spot the angry Charizard on the top firing flames everywhere. You must go OVER THE TOP and then it will be KILLING TIME.
-1 hour and a ½ later-
Hey look! It's Charizard!
WHAT THE FU-*boom*
* Charizard goes into a rage
YOU MUST DIE!
Charizard. GO AWAY!
* Garchomp runs toward Charizard
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Sparta kick it!
GO GO GO!
* Giratina cackles
* Arceus pokes Giratina
Why are you cackling?
dunno.
That aside...
PWN HIM!
* Charizard begins to battle

Dragonite goes ahead and quickly throws out an OUTRAGE!
RotomFrost hurls a massive THUNDER at it.
Giratina charges up a SHADOW BALL and hurlz it.
Arceus unleashes a DRACO METEOR at it.
Mewtwo uses PSYCHIC on Charizard.
What will Garchomp do?

1: OUTRAGE
2: DRAGON RUSH
3: EARTHQUAKE (you won't choose this.)
4: die

#1

Magma Cannon wrote:Salamence is happy and offers Gorebyys a ride to the top of the volcano! You:
1.ACCEPT
2.DECLINE

AND I OWN DIS IS MY 100th POST WOOT WOOT!

WOW this was a long time ago

lol post 100... you're right, that was a LONG time ago O_O

You Outrage Charizard. It falls... You come up to it and it say "Ugh... you are so powerful...may I join you?".

Magma Cannon wrote:1.ACCEPT
2.DECLINE

You decide to let it join you. You then go on to see...

a red... Yoshi?! It stares at you, then flees. Do you chase after it or not?

Chae it! I wanna pet it!

You chase after the red Yoshi. It's too fast, unfortunately. Suddenly, an Electrode speeds in out of nowhere. You ask it to chase the Yoshi.

== FIVE MINUTES LATER ==

The Electrode comes back with the Red Yoshi, smiling at you happily. The Electrode apparently convinced it to come back.

{You write what happens next}

Yoshi swallows the Electrode and spits it out softly. They both laugh. Then Yoshi asks if it can join you! You...

deny it accept it. It's good to have more members. You walk on when you spot an army of Dugtrios staring at you angrily.

Arceus: Yoshi! Do you have a Blue Shell with you?
Yoshi: Unfortunately, no
Arceus: RUN!

The group runs ahead. there is a small gap to go through. the volcano begins to collapse as the dugtrio cause earthquakes angrily. its just high enough for everyone to fit in. You run through the gap. It gets lower and lower. Arceus can't fit!

Arceus: JUDGEMENTTTTTTTTTT!

The Judgement attack opens it up just to 13 feet tall, so it can get through. You run through when... uh-oh. It's a dead end.

The Group of Dugtrio begin to chant "WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. WE'RE COMING FOR YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE."

Heatran steps up and...

goes to sleep Launches a firery beam at them! FLMAETHROWER!

RESPOND >:0 THIS OWNS

NO

The Dugtrio run around in pain. Arceus quickly grabs a blue plate and puts it in his golden wheel-thingy. The golden wheel turns blue and Arceus uses a Water-Type Judgement! The Dugtrio dig away, unhappily. But...water...plus the dirt on the ground...equals mud! But since the Dugtrio have gone through it, it's become quicksand! You..

Run! You all just manage to escape! You walk on. You start to head to:

1: The top of the volcano
2: The Magma tunnels
3: Darkness cave (located in bottom of volcano)

Magma Tunnels!

You head for the Magma Tunnels. The Magma Tunnels were hollowed out by flowing magma many years ago. Now that this volcano is dormant, its the perfect place to trek. Lots of fire pokemon live in these tunnels, but all are friendly and wont attack unexpectedly.

You travel along when you find a:

1: Nugget
2: Sitrus Berry x20
3: A box full of Poffins!

If we can sell it for money and buy stuff, then nugget. Otherwise, POFFINS LOLOLOLOLOL

You take both. You keep the nugget to sell later and have a ffew Poffins and putting them in the backpack. You go on and see a...

...dead end. You do the Teleport Dance and appear on the other side of the tunnels. As you are walking, you run into two pokemon fighting in the distance. They are....

Machop and another Machop. They aren't full on fighting and they are surrounded by Machoke and Machamp, so it must be some sort of family ritual. You stop buy and give everyone a poffin and walk on. You...

...encounter a Scizor. What's it doing in a volcano? YOu talk to it. It says...