Re: Super Mario Combat Game!

by **Snail** Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:47 am

Toad comes out with little to no injuries, except saliva everywhere.

Toad shakes off the saliva onto Yoshi.
Toad grabs a gas can and pours it all over Yoshi
Toad grabs a match, lights it and throws the fire on Yoshi!

by **Latios** Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:13 am

Yoshi is on fire! IT DIES.

by **Snail** Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:55 pm

Toad wins! Next game?

by **Latios** Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:38 am

OK.

Im Turquoise Yoshi. You know what that means...

by **Snail** Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:45 am

OH GOD NO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

there's no turquoise Yoshi, but there IS cyan Yoshi in Yoshi's Island, and cyan is basically the same as turquoise, last time i looked.

OH GOD NO NOT A LASER YOSHI

Ok I are Princess Peach.

by **Warhawk** Fri May 08, 2009 8:21 am

Yoshi flies up and gets onto the clouds and asks god KILL BOWSER RAAA HAHAHAHAHAAHA

by **Snail** Fri May 08, 2009 8:22 am

uh, masterkhy, you'll need a character. Anyway

*princess peach grabs massive gun, and shoots cyan Yoshi in face*

by **Latios** Sat May 16, 2009 7:32 am

Yoshi says: "WTF"

by **Snail** Sat May 16, 2009 8:20 am

*explosion*. Everyone is sent to a new battlefield - in a Saturn Probe (a probe orbiting Saturn, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IF YOU HAVE A WRONG MIND!). Princess Peach makes a move. She pulls out a red gun and fires it at Yoshi. Its a flame gun!

by **Latios** Thu May 28, 2009 9:26 am

Yoshi dodges and...

by **Snail** Thu May 28, 2009 10:38 am

...falls off a cliff. Peach jumps down and starts to let of flames. But the flames are so hot, they are blue! But the blue is so awesome... ITS TURQUOISE!

by **Latios** Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:58 am

Yoshi eats flames, says "FIREBALLS YUM!", then spits them out at Princess ~~Bitch~~ Peach

by **Snail** Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:38 am

Peach ducks and FIREZ HER LAZORZ at Yoshi! (she got a laser gun randomly from the sky =O =O =O)

by **Latios** Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:50 am

Yoshi swallows lazorz and fires them back!

by **Snail** Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:59 am

Peach ducks and throws a peach at Yoshi. The peach hurtles and hits a stickfigure randomly walking by. The stickfigure goes "WHAT THE FU--"*boom*. The peach explodes. It's a Peach-Bomb!. Peach throws another Peach-Bomb at Yoshi.

by **Latios** Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:55 am

Yoshi eats it nad spits it out. The explosion is far enogh not to be leathal and hurls Yoshi at Peach!

by **Snail** Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:13 am

?

Peach dodges quickly and hurls a nuclear Peach-bomb at Yoshi.

by **Latios** Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:27 am

Yoshi putz on a spacesuit and goes and orbits saturn...

by **Snail** Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:50 am

Peach grabs a space suit as well and waits around Titan.

by **Latios** Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:07 pm

Yoshi grabs a rock to size of a car and hurls it at Peach!

by **Snail** Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:15 am

Peach switches off the anti-gravity swiftly and begins to get pulled towards Calder at sonic speed, thus moving around the rock. Peach turns anti-gravity back on. Peach moves toward Yoshi, grabs a Pwn Gun and begins to fire!

by **Latios** Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:24 am

The PWNGUN shots get pulled toward Calder! Relizing they can't battle, Yoshi and Peach move to the parralell universe. Although they still feel Calders gravity, its nowhere near as bad.

by **Snail** Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:57 am

Calder's Ultragravity breaks through the Parallel Universe Anti-Gravity!! Even the Parallel Universe isn't far enough to stop the gravity. The only way to get out of the gravity pull is to fight Calder herself!

Yoshi + Peach : 5000 Health
Calder : 9001 Health (because of all the fat :O)

by **Latios** Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:44 am

Yoshi and Peach HITS CALDER WITH THERE BEST SHOT! YEAH, THEY HIT HER WITH THERE BEST SHOT! FIRE AWAY!

CALDER USES HYPAH BEAM!

You are hit by a laser.

Yoshi and Peach:3000

Calder: 7000

by **Snail** Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:17 am

This is dangerous! A rapidfire Rocket Launcher floats by.... excellent! then next to it is...the rapidfire Statue of Liberty Launcher! It appears to be an old model which didn't nuclear explode. Yoshi and Peach send a rally of rockets/statues at calder which all explode!

CALDER USES GIGA IMPACT!

You are hit by the (RIDICULOUSLY HIGH NUMBER)-tonne Calder.

Yoshi and Peach: 900

Calder: 4500

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