Re: mrs.piccard DIE!

by **Latios** Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:21 am

w0000000tus!

by **Dragonz4life** Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:26 am

DIE MRS PICTARD

by **Latios** Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:34 am

W00000

by **Snail** Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:02 am

I'd like to repeat what Mrs. Rodwell said about Pictard's comment on our class behaviour this Wednesday (30/09/09).

"I've never had a teacher come up to me and say 'Thank god I'm not having that class again!''

You get what this means, right?

NO MORE PICTARD
NO MORE PICTARD
NO MORE PICTARD
NO MORE PICTARD
NO MORE PICTARD

[15:23] <~Snail> CELEBRATING THE END OF PRICKTARD LESSONS
[15:23] <~Snail> ALL REJOICE
[15:23] <~Snail> ALL CELEBRATE
[15:23] <~Snail> W000000000000000000000000000000T

--

New Pricktard (Prick + Tard) rant!

Warhawk: Oh no...
Ace: PICTARD?! Screw that!
Lil-baseballer: shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Pictard: ALRIGHT I DON'T WANT YOU HERE
Pictard: ALL OF YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE PERFORMANCE
Pictard: IT'S FOR YOUR EDUCATION!
Pictard: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Eddie: Eddie...
Pictard: WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE SHOWCASE?!
Eddie: Parents didn't let me
Pictard: SO YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T LET YOU GO?!
Pictard: AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, KHY?!?!
*Warhawk sighs*
Pictard: EXACTLY YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GO
*Warhawk shudders*
Warhawk: I take back anything nice I ever said about her.
Ace: Grr... This is horrible...
Pictard: AND HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!
Jordan Nixon: Couldn't go
Jordan Nixon: We have a choice, we don't have to go!
Warhawk: Exactly.
Ace: Nixon has a point...
*Pictard rages*
*Jordan Nixon is sent to Mrs. Webb*
Pictard: NOW TO MAKE UP FOR YOU MISSING OUT, YOU WILL WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A CONCERT
Warhawk: Oh no.. not André Riéu...
Ace: No... this is a shit concert. I absolutely DO NOT want to watch this shit.
*Jordan Nixon re-appears*
Pictard: WHY ARE YOU BACK?!
Jordan Nixon: She wasn't in her office. The lights were off and the door was closed.
Pictard: GO BACK TO MRS. WEBB NOW
Jordan Nixon: But she's not there!
Pictard: GO BACK
Jordan Nixon: But she's not there! Don't you get it?!
Pictard: FINE STAY HERE!
*Lil-baseballer sits on a chair*
Pictard: YOU DARE SIT ON A CHAIR?!
Lil-baseballer: Why can't we?
Pictard: YOU DARE QUESTION MY RETARDED WAYS?!
Lil-baseballer: Lolwut?
Pictard: I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH DISRESPECT
Lil-baseballer: What?
Pictard: YOU DARE?!?!
Lil-baseballer: What are you talking ABOUT?
Pictard: YOU DARE?!?! I'M GOING TO SEND MRS. WEBB UP!
*Class chatters about nonsense that Pictard is talking about*
*Pictard leaves to find Webb*
*Class all celebrates for the few minutes that Pictard is out of room*
Ace: YAY
Warhawk: PWN
Lil-baseballer: YES
Shaymin255: W00T
Glenny Boy: SHE'S GONE
Eddie: YEAH!
*Pictard and Webb come up to the classroom*
Webb: I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED
Webb: PICTARD HAS COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS CLASS
Webb: NOW PICTARD, WHO WERE THE CHILDREN WHO WERE DISRESPECTFUL?
*Pictard points at Lil-baseballer, Jordan Nixon, Blake Belle, and three other kids who were just a little bit slow getting up*
Webb: COME OUT HERE NOW
*Webb talks to the six children*
*Webb comes out*
Webb: Anyway, I'm sorry about that for the children who were fine
Webb: Pictard, they had a choice if they wanted to go to the performance or not.
Pictard: ...
Class: Pwned/Owned/Sucked in
*Webb leaves*
*Blake Bell sits on chair*
Pictard: GET OUT NOW
Blake Belle: JACKASS!
*Blake Belle leaves*
*Ms. Noble appears*
Ms. Noble: They can come into my classroom if they like to finish work
Pictard: TAKE THEM
Ms. Noble: Ok...
*Class that went to Ms. Noble work in peace for the time until Lunch*

--

Well, that's what happened until Lunch. The morning session was the worst, that rant up there wasn't even exaggerated! It had less sending-out than what happened.
I can't be bothered to write what happened during the after-lunch session...

by **Latios** Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:15 am

OMG that is so gay what you had to put up with

MAH RANT SCRIPT

*Pictard walk in*
*Class groans*
Platinum Yoshi: Her AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY?
Ace: Why can't we have Mrs Stateham or something
Joshua Mc: Yeah, i agree
Pictard: Hello Thomas
Platinum Yoshi: GET SCREWED.
Pictard:............
Ace: Lol?
*Josh and Warhark laugh*
Pictard:.........
Platinum Yoshi: Er, Pictard? Are you gonna just stand there doing nothing or go to the teachers desk?
*Pictard stands there with her tongue hanging out*
*Josh waves hand in front of Pictard*
Pictard: Huh? Oh. YOU DARE
Ace: Shit
Warhawk: Hey Pictard
Pictard: Hi
*Pictard has a stroke and dies*
*Everyone cheers*

by **Latios** Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:17 am

Hey, JNT should make a Pictard Script series!

by **Snail** Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:18 am

Pictard Script series? Like what? How do we make it?

by **Warhawk** Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:35 pm

yay pictard DIEs

by **Snail** Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:12 am

*grabs a double-barrel shotgun*

by **Glenny6** Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:04 am

bang everybody cheers

by **Warhawk** Mon Nov 09, 2009 9:08 pm

YAY FREE BEER! cheers

by **Glenny6** Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:06 am

by **Snail** Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:10 am

mrs. piccard DIE!

by **Glenny6** Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:11 am

die pictard die

by **Snail** Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:35 am

well, we can still enjoy pictard murdering in the forum of secrets

by **Latios** Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:49 am

You know, reading through this topic again, it really makes me think "THANK GOD THATS OVER"

by **Snail** Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:51 am

PICTARD DIE

by **Latios** Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:54 am

We should all make a bunch of scripts and make some sort of book

by **Latios** Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:48 am

^THe above idea would be great. Like we could write scripts on what would happen if Pictard came into one of our HIGH SCHOOLS (think happy thoughts o_0) and started ranting and raging there.

by **FireShadow** Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:32 am

Ace, that script HAS to be fake. I mean, how could she POSSIBLY be that retarded?

by **Latios** Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:42 am

I wasn't there, but i dont doubt that is true. She was a bitch, trust me.

by **reaz** Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:51 am

ME AND PICCARD HAD SEX LAST NIGHT BECAUSE HE IS A MAN OHHHH YEAAHHHHH

by **Latios** Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:52 am

Oh god o_0_o

by **Snail** Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:28 am

by **Latios** Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:52 pm

o_0_o

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