Pokeventure 1: The Mystery of Dark Torterra

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i know this by heart

It opens. You continue. You find another poster


IF YOU BEAT TORTERRA YOU WILL FACE G---------.......

You continue. You can see the lair. You are confronted by a tree. Do you want to climb it?

CLIMB IT W00t

You climb. You see the lair. Charizard gets you and Combusken on its back and flies. You arrive! You walk in. You find...

...a sword. Apparently it was Dark Torterra's sword, from the 1200s, that was used to slay emperor Empoleon and take his throne.

You are walking on when you are confronted by...

Torterra!

Torterra's Health: -------------------------------------
Group Health: ---------------------------

You...

Combusken: Fire blast
Wartortle: Hydro Pump

Torterra is hit!

Just then Wartotrtle and Combusken evolve!

Torterra uses a sprilaling slam!

Torterra------------------
Group-------------

You...

Blaziken: Three Fire Blasts and a Blaze Kick with swift speed!
Blastoise: Four Hidden Power Flyings that it randomly learned from a TM hurled at it as a baby Squirtle.

Torterra....tumbles!

You WON!

You start cheering. Just then you see a massive shadow.

"You havn't won yet!" says a mysterious voice.

Suddenly you are blacked out.


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You open your eyes. You find yourself in Distortion World. You...

...spot a dark, relentlessly large shadow. It says... (in b4 imma firin mah lazorz in strikeout)

Npthing. It dissapears. You are walking down a waterfall when...

...a dark shadow swoopz over you. It comes around with a serve of chips a flow of air that sends you over to a bunch of floating steps. You jump on them and come up to a...

serve of chips what looks like a house. Next to hit you see a path. What do you chose?

...the path, choosing not to see the unusually graphic scene that you have predicted. On the path you come across a serve of chips a portal. You leap into it, and suddenly you end up at a place. There are lots of people bustling about, and a large factory-like building in front of you. You go in. Immediately upon entrance, something comes along. It's Doctor Octagonapus. He says "DOCTOROCTA-"-*shot*. Doctor Octagonapus falls down. You see Dome Ace Tucker. He says "I'M GAY!". You kick him in his non-existant balls. You walk on and see Factory Head Thorton. He says "Welcome to the Sinnoh Battle Factory!". You kick him in his (seemingly) non-existant balls. You walk on and talk to the people at the counter. You talk to the girl. She says "I'M GAY!". You kick her in the head. You talk to the man. He says "I'M GAY!". You kick him in his non-existant balls. You come up to the woman with glasses that rents you your Pokémon. She says "I'M GAY!". You kick her in her (seemingly) non-existant head. You steal a Togekiss, Kingdra and Zapdos. You walk on towards you opponent. It's Brüno. He says...

"IST INTRUDERS!" He pulles out a shotgun and...

...yells out "YOU MUST DIE!". He fires. You run away when a silver light brushes through the air. You fall over and see yourself going upwards. You're on a Skarmory! The Skarmory begins to peck at you...and you are knocked out. When you wake up, you see a dark figure. There's a tree on its back. Its...

a serve of chips The Dark Torterra! You...

grab a sword each. Wartortle freezes the sword and Combusken sets the sword on fire. Both attack Dark Torterra. Dark Torterra responds by...

a serve of chips. lol that line will never get ole Stomping Wartortle! Combusken reacts by...

[Off-Topic] Oh my god. You just COMPLETELY WASTED the 3000th post of the forum. =(

(its the one you just posted up! the pokeventure 1 ↑)

..getting Wartortle's sword and slashing Dark Torterra again qwith both. Wartortle begins to recover when Dark Torterra uses...

Dark Leaf Storm! How do you react?

by throwing Pictard at Dark Torterra Combusken uses Fire Blast, blowing away the leaves! Wartortle recovers and takes the sword. Combusken and Wartortle both go in for TEH attack! Dark Torterra...

Dodges! It then...

uses Shadow End. It severely cripples the two, but they can still fight. They both go in... and its a Critical Hit! Dark Torterra...