Funny Translations!

Original text:

"Once upon a time Justin n Tom inc ruled the world. Then Super Mario World central took over."

...10 translations later we get:

"Once the company decided the world Tom Justin. I spent Super Mario World."




Original text:

"There was a cow standing on an over once more. He fired his lazer. Everyone died. The end bitches. Very entertaining."

...10 translations later we get:

"The cow was found several times. Laser refused. No fatalities. Women's funds. Very interesting."

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Original text:

"Once upon a time there lived a Guitar God. Everyone worshipped him. Even Japan and America. He played dragonforce like cheese. Shred that guitar! Rawr."

...12 translations later we get:

"Guitar God lived. Everyone bowed down to him. Even Japan and the United States. Mugwort played sir. Cut that guitar! Rawr."

Original text:

"Japan was nuked by Mario. They were upset. They created their death."

...10 translations later we get:

"Japan and Mario won. She felt bad. Then death."

Original text:

"What happened when you decide to blow up a school with a sugar cane! NOTHING! I hope this is really funny. Post your funnies! Yoshi ^_^"

...10 translations later we get:

"If the flight school with a stick! What! I hope the fun of it. Comics your data! You ^ _ ^"

(honestly, wtf)

Original text:

"Yoshi is so much better than Sonic. You better believe it! Prison."

...10 translations later we get:

"But my voice. I think it's best! Borg."

Borg.

Original text:

"I honestly cant think of anything else to type in here. Well lets mix random words and see what we get! Cheese. Mice. Car door. Youngster Carchase. Guitar. Japan. Yoshi. Cow on oven. Well i wonder how this will play out? =p"

...10 translations later we get:

"Frankly, I do not remember anything more to write here. So let us be free combination and see if we are! Sir. Mice. Door. Kalca children. Guitar. Japanese. Yoshi. Cows in the oven. Ah, I do not know how to play? P value"

P Value

Original text:

"Greenman and Yellowman Tag Team Combat: Bradbury takedown is great! So is Sticks and Spikes! Dont forget Battlefield!"

...10 translations later we get:

"Greenman and people yellow tags: Brad server is great! Therefore, bat and nails! Guys, do not forget!"

Guys' dont forget bars and nails!

Original text:

"You just lost the game"

...10 translations later we get:

"I just lost the game"

DAMN IT BACKFIRED. I LOST THE GAME NOOOOOOO

Original text:

"Once upon a time lived a ninja. His laser was over 9000. Because he was epic. Wailords are found in the ocean. I positively need one."

...10 translations later we get:

"Long, long ago, there was a ninja. Laser 9000th Because it's epic. Wailords at sea. I am very positive.

Original text:

"Timber is made from trees. Cheese is made from magic. The moon is a massive rock circling our own planet. But do we know why? Of course not! I just lost the game!"

...10 translations later we get:

"This includes tree. Monitor magic cheese. Blog this month, our planet rock. But how Do you know why? Of course not! I just lost!"

Original text:

"Humans eat to survive. But do cows? No! They vacuum to survive! Piccard is a gay noob idiotic retard, yes she is! "

...10 translations later we get:

"Food and survival. But as cattle? It is not their place to live! Read Houpikaer gay idiot, what!"

WTF

Original text:

"MURDERING THE INNOCENT"

...10 translations later we get:

"Killing innocent people"

Original text:

"Do the barrel roll."

...10 translations later we get:

"Nyamaa function."

HOW TO FUCK DO YOU END UP WITH THAT?

Original text:

"Princess Toadstool is really strange."

...10 translations later we get:

"Mushroom Princess is not imagined."
o_0

Original text:

Monkey power has the ultimate dart force. But oh no. Here comes the challenger, Apple Ipad. He is a Dutch man who likes to eat powerful bananas. He looked up and asked for a good omen. But instead he saw, dead Pictard! Reaz Simone Dennis Ferguson die

...56 translations later we get:

"However, despite the problems that Apple has Competing drugs monkey loves bananas and the Netherlands. Light nun piktard Riyadh died 24 斯西 mattofagason Mong Tan is a good sign."


... MATTOFAGASON MONG TAN

Also 斯西 means Si Xi (translated from Chinese...properly :p)

Pedophiles like to eat unusual locations. White yellow red and blue, it does not matter. However, if is green or purple, great power activate. For Jabuticaba fruit is powerful and Game maker and Power Point have the Big Rigs and Shoddy Battle. Die."

...56 translations later we get:

"© restaurant unique Pedophilia, red, blue, and white women. Poor quality T however, creative and efficient service Activation and green or red zhabotikaba"

Back to ENGLISH : God is a semi-aquatic turtle, the turtle is in the eastern United States. Pennsylvania is the first of the 18th century, was described in June 1801 in North America about 10 cm (4 Little Turtle), which have risen sharply.