Stickman's Adventure 6: ? World

...What have those gangsters done now? They've trapped the entire universe inside ? World (yes, they trapped themselves in ? World as well) and no-one knows how to get out.

You, Stickman, seem to be alone in a dark pit. You look beside you. There's a large hole. You start walking through when you see your Giant Spider. It holds up a sign.

Help! Dragon appears to be trapped at the end of this cave! I can't take them on alone, come with me!

You nod and the Giant Spider walks to where the dragon is. Dragon appears to be attempting to fend of a group of 100 rabbits! The Dragon burns up 20 rabbits. You look aside for any weapons. The Dragon recognises what you are doing and throws a shotgun to you. You shotgun down all the rabbits. The dragon thanks you and you, the giant spider and the dragon go off. As you are climbing out of the large hole, you meet Bill Gates. He's back! You, Bill Gates and the Giant Spider ride on the Dragon out of the dark pit. Where do you go now?

1) TEH CAVE OF PEOPLE ON FIRE
2) Thunderbolt Land
3) Highlands

#1 Lol i cracked up when i read that

Yeah it was absolutely random

You enter TEH CAVE OF PEOPLE ON FIRE

The cave has people running around, insane, with massive infernos on them. You shrug and keep on walking. There's a massive pit of lava. There are bolts of lava bursting upwards. How do you get across?

1) Spin Jump on the Bolts of Lava to bounce you upwards and across!
2) Throw Elmos into the lava (they float :O ) and make a bridge of Elmos, and walk across that
3) Fly the dragon
4) Attack Big Bird and force him to fly you across the lava and then once you have reached the other side, force Big Bird to jump in the lava
5) EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD....

#5!

You extremespeed across the lava. Oh no! You've gone past the door! You go speeding right into a brick wall and...is this a secret area?! There are several ONE-UPS! You collect them and go through the door. Oh no! You've walked right into a boss battle! But...there's another door in the boss room. Apparently...this was a secret shortcut!



BOSS BATTLE VS. FIRE GANGSTER GROUP

These guys are arsenists. They set people on fire, not trees.

Defeat them!

You look on the ground. You find your old battleaxe..Except its not just Double-Bladed. It has 8 BLADES now. You also find a bottle of acid and another bottle of cyanide.

1) Throw the bottle of Cyanide
2) Throw the bottle of Acid
3) Pour the acid into the cyanide, mix it togeter, throw it at the Fire Gangster Group, then charge at them with the 8-Bladed-Battleaxe

#3!

Cyanide Throw FTW

They get absolutely murdered. You start cheering. Suddenly the floor starts collapsing. A door appears at the other end of the room. You go there. The door locks you out when you go through. You've now entered the ? Bridge.

Oh no! The Mystery Gangster Group are burning down the bridge! The bridge collapses...with the Mystery gangster Group still on the bridge. You, right behind the bridge, are thinking of ways to get across.

You remember that the Dragon can fly, but suddenly a massive rock fall on the dragon's wings and they don't work any more.

1) Get Big Bird to fly you across, then kick (THIS IS SPARTA!) Big Bird down
2) Look for items
3) Die

#2

You look for items. You start digging and find:

A Virtual Levitator
An iron tablet
Dirt


You

1) Ride the Virtual Levitator
2) Eat the Iron tablet
3) Eat the dirt
4) Mix Iron tablet in dirt and then ride Virtual Levitator

#1, but can we read the tablet? Is it one of those tablets with old writing?

The tablet is very dirty and hard to read. There is a small puddle of water nearby. You splash some water on the tablet and you can read it again.

"To the reader of this tablet
We know the future, but do not fret
For we do not misuse these skills
We only predict of that which kills
We know that a very evil group
Will trap the world, low, they stoop
Question Marks will overflow the land
But one will emerge and through this they stand
They will put a stop to this all
But will they ever fall?"

Odd. It's some sort of badly written poem. You ride the virtual levitator ahead when...

Out of nowhere jumps a tiger! What do you do?

... you hold up a sign. "Hai!" it reads. The tiger stands on its hind legs and waves, then follows you. Where do you go now?

You go to Highlands

You are walking up a steep hill to go to the Highlands when you spot something massive, far away, in the sky. Bigger than the sun. Bigger than this galaxy. It appears to be so big that it is...expanding the world. IT is... Calder. Oh no... You...

Need to find something to destroy her. You have a crazy idea. You run toward the mountain. The idea is to lure her there and then she pops like a balloon when she hits the mountain. You...

....go to the Highlands Tasty Pasties Factory (yes its a factory, but it doesnt only sell pasties). It sells lots and lots of junk food. You look around for a switch and spot one. Its on 'Slow' food creation speed. You create a path that goes straight to the top of the mountain. You then make the junk food pour into the container. You set the speed to 'Hyperspeed 5'. You run back to the mountain and see it overloaded with junk food! You see the massive.... thing... coming closer to the mountain. You run towards the town and look for something. You spot an Evacuation Alarm Switch. You press it and say 'CALDER ALERT LEVEL FIVE. CALDER ALERT LEVEL FIVE.' Suddenly, people come pouring out of their houses and spot Calder, and run like Reaz is chasing them! You join them in running. Once you are far away, you spot...

A massive explosion, and everyone is thrown off their feet! You...

...look behind you.Someone is running up to you. He says that to stop the ? World, you must travel across dimensions and use the Dimensional Switch to deactivate ? World. As a hint, he points towards a very tall mountain. It seems that somewhere in there is a mysterious portal that serves as the entryway to another dimension! How odd... You start the trek up to the mountain.

-Three hours later-

You are exhausted from all the walking up the mountain. You peer inside a small cave nearby. Suddenly, out comes a small clan of dragons! They...

Attack! You...

..send out your dragon. They suddenly stop attacking and realize that you are worthy of dragon service. The dragons are offering to fly you up where you want! Do you accept?

NO..uh...yeah